This is a transcript of President Obama’s remarks at last night’s White House Correspondents Dinner. _________________________ Good evening, everybody. Welcome to the White House Correspondents’ dinner. A night when Washington celebrates itself. Somebody’s got to do it. And welcome to the fourth quarter of my presidency. It’s true — that’s Michelle cheering. The fact is…

As culled by The Hill and the Washington Post: _________________________ – On her ambiguous ethnicity: “I’m sort of a mashup of all the people in Hillary Clinton’s announcement video.” – “Just because I’m a woman doesn’t mean I’m gonna go easy on you people. I’m gonna go easy on you people because my brain is…