Oh Crap, If We Have Lost Rob Schneider, How Can We Ever Win?

This week, several Far Right media outlets have reported that actor/comedian Rob Schneider had declared himself a Republican. Yes, Schneider, the star of Big Stan, The Animal, The Hot Chick, Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo, and Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo, has decided to endorse Republican gubernatorial candidate Tim Donnelly. Said Schneider, “The more I am with…