We Might Just as Well Run a Dead Guy

I posted this piece in early November 2012, and almost no one read it. It has remained, very decidedly, the least read post that I have ever made to this blog, and actually, it will likely remain so since reading this re-post will not alter the hit count on the original piece. It will remain a testament to how much easier it is to write than to be read. That said, I apologize to the 18 of you for whom it may be a re-run. (Actually, it’s probably just 17 of you since I am fairly certain that I must have clicked onto it at least once in order to make sure that the link worked.)

Given all of the attention already being paid to the the 2013 and 2014 elections and, even more dishearteningly, all of the premature speculation about who will be the main contenders for the presidential nominations in 2016, I thought that a piece that provides a somewhat different and an ironic (if not humorous) perspective on the way our political process actually works might be of timely interest (or at least of more interest now than when it was originally posted) and at the same time provide a brief diversion.

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Throughout this seemingly endless electoral campaign, most Americans were told more than they ever wanted to know about the deficiencies of the two major-party candidates for the presidency.

I say “most Americans” because, according to the pollsters, some of our friends and neighbors somehow managed to remain “uninformed,” “under-informed,” and “undecided” into the last days of the campaign. So clearly those voters were somehow moving around under one of those “cones of silence” that were a recurring gag on the old television show Get Smart, or they were trying to become briefly famous for being as impermeable to the political noise as Ohio clay is to horse urine.

From the beginning of the GOP primaries, Republicans, from the national leadership and major donors to the average citizen, tied themselves in knots over whether Mitt Romney was the “right” candidate to defeat President Obama. Although there were many questions about whether Romney was a “true” conservative, by “right” I simply mean the best choice.

But today I came across a CBS news item that would seem to make the search for the “right” candidate largely moot—at least on the local level.

The article reports that two candidates—for commissioner in an Alabama county and for tax collector in a Florida county—have been elected to office even though they are both already dead.

In Bibb County, Alabama, Republican Charles Beasley, who died on October 12, defeated Democrat Walter Sansing for county commissioner. Beasley received 52% of the vote, and Sansing, 48%. In Bibb County, Romney outpolled Obama 72% to 27%; so to his credit, at least Samsing was able to make a much better showing against a dead Republican.

In Orange County, Florida, Democrat Earl K. Wood won his 12th term as tax collector, defeating an unidentified Republican by a 56% to 44% margin. Wood, who was 96 when he died on October 15, had been criticized for rarely coming to work while collecting both a $150,000 salary and a $90,000 pension. It makes you wonder what his opponent’s perceived deficiencies must have been. For Wood received only marginally fewer votes than Obama, who carried the county 59% to 40%.

I could flippantly speculate on the advantages to running dead candidates for office. (For instance, it would cut down on at least some of the gaffes, and it might enliven the debates.)

But now that we seem somehow to have convinced unprecedented numbers of Americans to vote in several successive presidential elections, I hesitate to do anything that might make anyone take our elections and our right to vote less seriously.

2 thoughts on “We Might Just as Well Run a Dead Guy

  1. You left out a very important election of a dead man – Mel Carnahan was Governor of Missouri running for US Senate against incumbent Republican John Ashcroft when he died in a plane crash on October 16,2000. It was under Missouri law too late to remove his name from the ballot. His successor, Roger Wilson, who had been Lt. Gov, promised to appoint his widow Jean Carnahan to the seat if Mel won. Now granted, Jean DID campaign for the seat. While George W. Bush was carrying Missouri by 3% over Al Gore, Mel Carnahan defeated Ashcroft by just over 2%.

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