Those who insist that “Deflategate” as a news story of national importance.
Those who speculate with any level of seriousness whether it is possible that George Zimmerman may be simply a victim of repeated ill will or bad luck.
Those who wonder out loud whether Bruce Jenner’s coming out as transgender means that he will have to return the Olympic gold medal that he won as a decathlete at the 1976 Olympics.
Those who are willing to grant that it is even remotely “conceivable” that President Obama is “secretly” plotting to subvert the 22nd Amendment and to seek a third term.
Those who explain the meaning of Cinco de Mayo in just about any of the following ways, other than the correct one: