Favorite Headlines from the Campaign Trail


“John Kasich Came in Fourth In A Three-Man Race Last Night” [RedState]

“Kasich Lost to Rubio’s Ghost in Arizona” [CNN]

Explanation: Many votes in the Arizona primary were cast early, before the Florida primary concluded and before Rubio suspended his campaign.


“At Least Two of Five Women Deny National Enquirer Claims” [Ted Cruz News]

Yes, the Cruz campaign actually sent out a news release with this headline. One must suppose that if three of the five women had definitively denied the claims, the headline would have been followed by an exclamation point.


“Mexicans Burn Donald Trump Effigies in Easter Ritual” [Business Insider]

This is how religions are born.

Trump Burned in Effigy 1 Trump Burned in Effigy 2


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