Over the past six months or so, I have saved the following headlines. I think that they justify the title of this post.
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1,000 California Foster Care Homes Match Sex Offender Addresses
Are We Going to Become Allies of al-Qaeda
“Bea Arthur Naked,” John Currin Painting, Auctioned for $1.8 Million
Body Slamming Piglets to Death Humane, Pork Experts Say
Bus Carrying Carnival Triumph Cruiseship Passengers Breaks Down
Casey Anthony Lawyer Says Client May Become Paralegal
Famed Nude Beach to Ban Nudists
Feds Propose Showering Farallon Islands with Poison to Save Ecosystem
Five Men Shot Outside Church in ‘Safe Passage’ Zone on Chicago’s North Side
Germany Is the Most Popular Country in the World
Heart Attack Grill Delivers on Its Promise
Idaho Ponders Tax Break for a Company that Pays Nothing in State Income Taxes
Illinois Man Arrested for Soliciting Prostitute While on His Honeymoon
It Looks like Chris Brown and Rihanna Are Still Dating
Law & Order SVU Casts Mike Tyson as a Rape Victim
London’s FREEDOM Anarchist Bookstore Firebombed
Lottery Winners Accidentally Blow Up House
Missoni’s Disappearance Creates New Fears of Bermuda Triangles Worldwide
New Technologies Are Making Us More like the Amish
New Jersey Ponders New Boardwalks without Boards
Online Relationships Can be More Real than Real Ones
Pitbulls Used to Be Considered the Perfect Nanny Dogs for Children
Salt Lake City Has Highest Rate of Same-Sex Couples Raising Kids
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