First several higher-ed items:
Concordia U Public Safety Director Fired for Masturbating in Office
No Phones, Please. This Is a Communications Class
Other Items:
1,900 Killed in Syria during Peace Talks
2nd Order Mistake Leads to Drive-Thru Shooting at Grand Rapids’ McDonald’s
Ariana Grande Will Not Be Charged In Donut-Licking Incident
Border Patrol in Detroit Finds TN Car Stolen 40 Years Ago
Child Advocate Menaces Ex by Leaving Slashed Teddy Bear on Porch
Congress Begins Weeklong Observation Of One-Day Holiday
Doughnut Shop Won’t Sell Doughnuts Because They’re Too Unhealthy
Friends Trying to Hand Off Rice Cooker Cause Scare at Casino
German Man Stays in Burning Sex Shop to Finish Watching Porn
In Quest to ‘Redefine the News,’ CNN Lays Off More than 40 Journalists
Large Wave Washes Out Jersey Shore Town’s Fireworks Display
Man Sets Fire to Spider at Gas Pump, Sparking Blaze
Military Nears Holy Grail, Pizza That Lasts Years
New York Man Named God Settles with Credit Agency
Pope Francis Offers Baptism to Martians
‘Sopranos’ Club Owner Turns Mob Informant
St. Louis Co. Man Attacked Neighbor with Homemade Club
There Is Now Such a Thing As ‘Fit Beer’
And, lastly, here are a few from the BBC:
Burundi Rebels Say Sorry for War
Diarrhoea Affects Quake Victims
Donated Brains ‘in Short Supply’
Haiti Kidnap Children Alive
World’s Biggest Fish ‘Shrinking’
Other Posts in This Series:
“Can Reality Be an Oxymoron?”: https://academeblog.org/2013/08/21/can-reality-be-an-oxymoron/.
“Can Reality Be an Oxymoron? Part 2”: https://academeblog.org/2013/12/18/can-reality-be-an-oxymoron-part-2/.
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